2.The economy is looking much brighter.
“Millions of new jobs are emerging. Things are really on the upswing.” (Frank Rank, writer in an online magazine)
3. It is more important than ever for Americans to forge a common identity.
“We need an identity that binds us together.” (Frank Hairpiece, from a chapter in an edited book)
4. Animal rights represent the next stage in human moral development.
“If we don’t change our ways, future generations will judge us harshly. We need to achieve a higher state of consciousness and empathy.” (Yoshi Om, from a This American Life podcast)
The economy is getting better all the time, "Millions of new jobs are emerging. Things are really on the upswing." (Rank, 2019) Says Sir Frank Rank. Within the next few years our country will really be doing well for itself.
Rank, F. (2019, February 13). Why the economy is actually alright and you're wrong. The Fakenews Site. Found at: https://www.fakewebsite.com
America is falling apart, without a common identity, we don't have comradely, "We need an identity that binds us together." Says Frank Hairpiece, he's right you know. (Hairpiece, 2015, page 22)
Hairpiece, F. (2015, February 23). America is the Best: The Book. FakePublishers. LTD. Page 3.
If we don't treat them right, the animals will rise up and overthrow the human race. "If we don't change our ways, future generations will judge us harshly." Says Om, referring to the inevitable uprising of the farm animals that will plague humanity for all of its future generations, the war against the animals will be never ending. "We need to achieve a higher state of consciousness and empathy" (Om, 2019) to gain the favor of the animals and ultimately prevent a war.
Om, Y. (2019, February 17). Whack Conspiracy Podcast. Dumb Podcasts Inc. Episode 76432.
“Millions of new jobs are emerging. Things are really on the upswing.” (Frank Rank, writer in an online magazine)
3. It is more important than ever for Americans to forge a common identity.
“We need an identity that binds us together.” (Frank Hairpiece, from a chapter in an edited book)
4. Animal rights represent the next stage in human moral development.
“If we don’t change our ways, future generations will judge us harshly. We need to achieve a higher state of consciousness and empathy.” (Yoshi Om, from a This American Life podcast)
The economy is getting better all the time, "Millions of new jobs are emerging. Things are really on the upswing." (Rank, 2019) Says Sir Frank Rank. Within the next few years our country will really be doing well for itself.
Rank, F. (2019, February 13). Why the economy is actually alright and you're wrong. The Fakenews Site. Found at: https://www.fakewebsite.com
America is falling apart, without a common identity, we don't have comradely, "We need an identity that binds us together." Says Frank Hairpiece, he's right you know. (Hairpiece, 2015, page 22)
Hairpiece, F. (2015, February 23). America is the Best: The Book. FakePublishers. LTD. Page 3.
If we don't treat them right, the animals will rise up and overthrow the human race. "If we don't change our ways, future generations will judge us harshly." Says Om, referring to the inevitable uprising of the farm animals that will plague humanity for all of its future generations, the war against the animals will be never ending. "We need to achieve a higher state of consciousness and empathy" (Om, 2019) to gain the favor of the animals and ultimately prevent a war.
Om, Y. (2019, February 17). Whack Conspiracy Podcast. Dumb Podcasts Inc. Episode 76432.
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